5 Things That Get On My Tits

Funnily enough I’m not one to do lists but I’m increasingly becoming agitated with a whole lot of assorted silliness so I’ll start publishing the bollocks, which pains my patience on a daily.

Lazy Fucker!

Lazy Journalism – Don’t just copy and paste a blanket email sent to everyone else because it actually makes you look like a big genital wart infested COCK! I see that as a big disrespect to both the artist, the readers, and yourself because its a highly unprofessional act alongside regurgitation and ‘gassing‘ a shit artist who makes bullshit music stealing Giggs‘ flow, ad libs, swag, and mannerisms in a way that makes you cringe with embarrassment at having witness someone with enough audacity to blatantly suck someones dick enough to go on the ‘tube’ and do a few million dedications to their flow father! Guess I speak for a whole bunch of these ‘I sell drugs, went to prison for a bollocks charge, dropped out of school with no qualifications so I sign on and gwaarn like I mash a whole lot of food on cam’ artists. If you were really doing so much on the ‘roads’ why would you be on the net and in the studio recording evidence that would be likely to be used against you in the court of law?

Sorry mate, I’m no longer interested

Late Replies – If I call you and request some information, music, artwork, pictures etc, don’t try and long it out because I lose interest and by the time ‘you’re’ ready, I’m more likely to have moved on because that’s how I work -Inspiration. Its sad really because sometimes I have these really great ideas but then when these hexadecimal celebs (not applicable to the alphabet because they are virtually no one out of a social networking platform or a wifi connection) act as if they’re too big to reply I think to myself ‘you’re all a bunch of corny muthafuckers’ and move on. As Dom Kennedy says

Answer the phone [email, sms, request] when a real n***a calls you.

because you could be gassed off of all your YouTube views, Facebook friend count and Twitter followers, but the difference between me and a lot of other ‘Bloggers/Blaggers‘ is that I’d actually digest your work, research and write about it. One good article is worth more than a billion lazy ones.

The notorious entertainment fraudsters

Fronting – Whether you’re on the road, in the office, making music, or trying to make a pound out of a penny, fronting to me is a serious offence, it’s probably the most dickish of all activity. I wish motherfuckers had the common decency to just be themselves rather than hyping without substance. Let’s be real for a moment, all the things you say in the studio aren’t exactly true -they’re all tall tales, all the things you publicise aren’t exactly how you paint them out to be, you aren’t exactly a mogul if your businesses are in your imagination, and printing logos on cheap tees does not make you some sort of Karl Lagerfeld -it makes you a deluded dick selling a few cheap tees so FUCK OFF!!!

Nas’ integrity is always under scrutiny

Integrity [the lack of] – The reason why I don’t go to all the events or mingle much outside of my miniature circle is because I happen to feel that the ‘scene‘ is saturated with a bunch of plastic wankers. A lot of these people have no integrity, the power to stand out by -once again- being themselves rather than simply agreeing with everything to maintain their position within the ‘square, circle, triangular system‘. The lack of integrity is something which gets on my tits because it seems that artists have next to none these days; the power of a few zeros after a few commas has all but replaced something which was most important. We’ve seen some of the greasiest artists in recent years go from making the ‘hardest‘ tracks to making poor, embarrassing ‘cringe‘ worthy attempts at pop music. These sucker muthafuckas lost my ears when they sold out to no avail, spending all their advance on designer shades, chains, and every other intangible item of aquisition. Now many are still in the hood sitting on this collection of sunglasses, beat up kicks, and [tacky] True Religion and Ed Hardy garms they can’t wear nor sell because the trend [which I never ever ever wanted to be apart of and successfully dodged because I don’t follow fashion and trends] passed. Moral of the story: Don’t over compensate, don’t spend frivolously, save for the rain [in your case the day when you flop, get dropped, and owe the label so much money that you have to spend a few grand on drugs that you eventually get robbed for or locked up in jail because you were a bait face -progression quickly tirnt into sour regression].

I had this, did you?

Trendies – I grew up in the 80s/mid 90s influenced by the early Hip Hop culture which weren’t as it was today with all the bling-bingus but had an emphasis on being an individual rather than biting (imitating) anyone elses style, it was all about creating your own. If you fast forward twenty years the whole game has changed, and gone in reverse. Representation has got the better of society with people wanting to be sheep and deifying another human rather than becoming the God within. Whether its style as in fashion, rap flows, persona, people are riding from trend to trend because everyone is doing it. Its become a ‘WACK‘ state of affairs. Growing up I had all the kicks (pre ’95): Jordans 3s/Flights/7s, Air Max 90s, Air Huaraches -low and high, Cross Colours, Starter Snapbacks… I’m not a ‘just come yout‘ like many of these 90s babies who seem to want to relive something that they never lived through -word to @TheObnoxiousOwl in her latest Armchair Predictions about Tacky being the new Trendy- I’m not into all the bollocks of following shit, never was, and still can’t understand why a lot of these artists come with the backwards mentality of thinking that they’ll get somewhere by copying someone else.

Why the fuck would I want to listen to a rebore Tinie Tempah when I don’t even listen to the original, why would I want to listen to Jay-Z clones in the form a few UK artists doing shit impersonations when I can listen to the real thing?

A lot of you sucka muthafuckas weren’t smoking weed, but Wiz comes on the scene and you cocks want to start smoking?

Get the fuck outta here!

The moral of the whole story is that most people get places because they are being themselves, individuals, rather than following fashion. A whole lot of the time I don’t care to fuck with a lot of you because I don’t feel you or I spot inconsistencies: not knowing that the song you thought you wrote was actually a cover from the late 70s/80s, the pretentiousness, fickleness, being corny, writing raps about drugs you don’t use/sell and weapons you don’t use/have, any attempt at being Odd Future or other new wave of artists… and the list continues and continues…

I just think its ‘industry’ / ‘scene’ people in general. I’m wary of because a whole lot of these people are far from sincere, also they probably wouldn’t think twice about stabbing you in the back or shooting you point blank in the face to get a leg up on the greasy totem pole… I have met some great people and I’m sure there are bundles of great people who I’m yet to meet.

Depressing rants aside, this list was in honour of my fave blog: @TheObnoxiousOwl. She does the list thing waaaay better than me so yea, go and av a butchers…

www.ObnoxiousOwl.com

K O

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