Earlier I had this sudden craving for cookies, yes choc chip cookies! I shared my craving with my bro and he was unimpressed. I then went into a dreamland where I could suddenly stroll into M&S and get two freshly baked cookies from their bakery section.
That’ll be the perfect snack right now, if only these places were on stand by 24hrs a day! Furthermore why aren’t these cookie cutters open 24hrs a day!? Do you know how much business you’re currently missing out on!?
I’d call up like:
“Haaalllo I’d like a big box of the freshest baked cookies in all the badaman flavoroonies under the stars: choc chip, cherry, vanilla, lemon, strawberry, kush, errrry-damn-thaaaang! And yea I’ll never get through the box whilst they’re fresh so I’ll have to refrigerate or freeze them just so I can’t look back on the whole situation and be like: I purchased a box of cookies on a craven impulsive whim and I only ate 1% worth like the twat the you are, so now when I think about the twat that you are, me eating the cookie out of the million katrilkion godzillion is gonn put me in the same twat stick group of undesirables as you. How fucking lame, how bluhhhty lame”.
Anywho next time I’m in Charing X or Ldn Brg I’m going to Millie’s cookie kioskle and I’m going to pay their fucked up extortionate £1.5m per cookie fee. *there’s goes the lottery win.
I guess there’s no price on taste.